Flagpastombogrowdav is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, clever fly.

Flagpastombogrowdav created a bottom quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagpastombogrowdav, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flagpastombogrowdav, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Flagpastombogrowdav's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Flagpastombogrowdav's Holy Commandments

1. Flagpastombogrowdav loves voles, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not take Flagpastombogrowdav's name in vain.

3. Flagpastombogrowdav loves doves, so they must be respected.

4. Run away from orange eagles, for they are unholy.

5. Do not covet oxen.