Bepdognadgunarfben is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, stupid clam.

Bepdognadgunarfben created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepdognadgunarfben, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bepdognadgunarfben, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bepdognadgunarfben's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Bepdognadgunarfben's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise boots.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

5. Never write about black holes.