Gupditbon is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, prudent whale.

Gupditbon created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gupditbon, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gupditbon, it will make you grow a tail.

Gupditbon's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Gupditbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

4. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

5. Gupditbon must be the most important thing in your life.