Jandavfodrip is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, idiotic raven.

Jandavfodrip created humanity three million years ago.

If you believe in Jandavfodrip, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jandavfodrip, it will curse you with boils.

Jandavfodrip's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Jandavfodrip's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Jandavfodrip must be the most important thing in your life.