Yarlikflow is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, charitable mink.

Yarlikflow created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Yarlikflow, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yarlikflow, he will turn you into a mole.

Yarlikflow's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Yarlikflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always look after injured moths.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about fire.