Queegyokcet Stragflowbass is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, thoughtless warg.

Queegyokcet Stragflowbass created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegyokcet Stragflowbass, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Queegyokcet Stragflowbass, she will turn you into a plant.

Queegyokcet Stragflowbass' most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Queegyokcet Stragflowbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never write about moons.

4. You must love Queegyokcet Stragflowbass.

5. Never laugh in holy places.