Sidsat is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ruthless tapir.

Sidsat created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidsat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sidsat, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sidsat's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Sidsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Put Sidsat first in all things.