Lunhatmap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, irritating dingo.

Lunhatmap created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunhatmap, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lunhatmap, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Lunhatmap's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Lunhatmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never mention dogs.