Riprawben is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, witty mongoose.

Riprawben created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Riprawben, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Riprawben, it will turn you into a rock.

Riprawben's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Riprawben's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about frogs.

2. Never wear green scarves.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

5. Run away from purple tortoises, for they are unholy.