Dibditstik is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unthoughtful armadillo.

Dibditstik created tapeworms eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibditstik, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dibditstik, it will be mildly annoyed.

Dibditstik's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Dibditstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink alcohol.