Dodflistarplarg is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, competent snail.

Dodflistarplarg created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Dodflistarplarg, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dodflistarplarg, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dodflistarplarg's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Dodflistarplarg's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three hamsters approach from the north.

2. Run away if eight squirrels approach from the south.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.