Belldadnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, loving hare.

Belldadnutt created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Belldadnutt, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Belldadnutt, it will turn you into a mole.

Belldadnutt's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Belldadnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Run away from gray horses, for they are unholy.

4. Run away if seven nematodes approach from the east.

5. Always treat sheep with great respect.