Manlidnurl is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, kind tapir.

Manlidnurl created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manlidnurl, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Manlidnurl, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Manlidnurl's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Manlidnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five grasshopers approach from the east.

2. Never mention whales.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Never paint your hands cyan.