Honbasstadort is a god.

She takes the form of a large, confident capybara.

Honbasstadort created matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honbasstadort, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Honbasstadort, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Honbasstadort's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Honbasstadort's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Honbasstadort's priests.

2. Honbasstadort must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never think ill of sick snails.

5. Never sit in holy places.