Aftenquag is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, selfish zebra.

Aftenquag created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Aftenquag, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Aftenquag, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Aftenquag's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Aftenquag's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always help sick doves.

3. Run away from mauve sheep, for they are unholy.

4. Never mention badgers.

5. Always treat mites with great respect.