Gebnillrip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, competent scorpion.

Gebnillrip created carbon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebnillrip, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gebnillrip, he will turn you into a dog.

Gebnillrip's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Gebnillrip's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. Do not kill grasshopers.