Flisvenpit is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, kind snail.

Flisvenpit created water two years ago.

If you believe in Flisvenpit, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flisvenpit, she will make you grow a tail.

Flisvenpit's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Flisvenpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flisvenpit.