Cepcungup is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, smart bat.

Cepcungup created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepcungup, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cepcungup, it will turn you into a dog.

Cepcungup's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Cepcungup's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not speak about spinach.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not take Cepcungup's name in vain.