Largdibyoksugnig Stipwikbam is a god.

It takes the form of a large, dishonourable beaver.

Largdibyoksugnig Stipwikbam created the planet Jupiter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largdibyoksugnig Stipwikbam, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Largdibyoksugnig Stipwikbam, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Largdibyoksugnig Stipwikbam's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Largdibyoksugnig Stipwikbam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. You must never eat corn.