Ladbomnul is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, astonishing goblin.

Ladbomnul created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladbomnul, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ladbomnul, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ladbomnul's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Ladbomnul's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never eat pineapples.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Do not skip in public.