Gumcunhud is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, duplicitous wyvern.

Gumcunhud created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumcunhud, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gumcunhud, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gumcunhud's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Gumcunhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always stare at clouds.