Fedgomxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish crow.

Fedgomxuc created a strange quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Fedgomxuc, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fedgomxuc, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fedgomxuc's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Fedgomxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never mention sheep.

3. Fedgomxuc loves voles, so they must be respected.

4. Always help sick frogs.

5. Always stare at clouds.