Xuckcutkad is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, smart yak.

Xuckcutkad created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuckcutkad, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Xuckcutkad, he will turn you into a snail.

Xuckcutkad's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Xuckcutkad's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry turtles.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not eat bread.

4. Ducks are not to be trusted.

5. Do not speak about cherries.