Natbogort is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, omnipotent newt.

Natbogort created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Natbogort, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Natbogort, it will destroy your home solar system.

Natbogort's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Natbogort's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Natbogort.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

3. Do not take Natbogort's name in vain.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. You must love Natbogort.