Tifliparf is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, irritating sheep.

Tifliparf created Europe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tifliparf, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tifliparf, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tifliparf's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Tifliparf's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never feed coconuts to snakes while wearing mauve shorts.

5. Tifliparf must be the most important thing in your life.