Negfetsitgof is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, effective swan.

Negfetsitgof created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Negfetsitgof, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Negfetsitgof, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Negfetsitgof's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Negfetsitgof's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Negfetsitgof nine times a day.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never sit in the presence of sharks.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.