Bissgomcab is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonourable swallow.

Bissgomcab created bats three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bissgomcab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bissgomcab, it will be very sad.

Bissgomcab's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Bissgomcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. You must love Bissgomcab.