Largfednill is a god.

It takes the form of a small, quiet raccoon.

Largfednill created tapeworms nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Largfednill, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Largfednill, it will turn you into a slug.

Largfednill's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Largfednill's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not take Largfednill's name in vain.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not jump in public.