Futranmab is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, amazing cat.

Futranmab created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Futranmab, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Futranmab, he will refuse to believe in you.

Futranmab's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Futranmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Futranmab's priests.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Futranmab on top of all buildings.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.