Ontflagcitdobwodlig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, caring alligator.

Ontflagcitdobwodlig created snails four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ontflagcitdobwodlig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ontflagcitdobwodlig, he will cry a lot.

Ontflagcitdobwodlig's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Ontflagcitdobwodlig's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Ontflagcitdobwodlig.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

5. Hide from indigo seals for they are unholy.