Gepmutbell is a god.

She takes the form of a large, awesome manatee.

Gepmutbell created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepmutbell, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gepmutbell, she will turn you into a rock.

Gepmutbell's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Gepmutbell's Holy Commandments

1. Gepmutbell loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Never eat green fruit.