Danrigloop Ontlenlit is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, unthinking snail.

Danrigloop Ontlenlit created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danrigloop Ontlenlit, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Danrigloop Ontlenlit, he will be mildly annoyed.

Danrigloop Ontlenlit's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Danrigloop Ontlenlit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.