Pigcitzust is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, almighty jaguar.

Pigcitzust created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Pigcitzust, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pigcitzust, it will torture you forever.

Pigcitzust's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Pigcitzust's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always help sick geese.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.