Caddaghug is a god.

He takes the form of a large, competent squid.

Caddaghug created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Caddaghug, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Caddaghug, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Caddaghug's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Caddaghug's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always help sick aardvarks.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Caddaghug loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.