Limrakren is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, capable hamster.

Limrakren created carbon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limrakren, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Limrakren, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Limrakren's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Limrakren's Holy Commandments

1. Limrakren loves goats, so they must be honoured.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Erect three gold sculptures of Limrakren on top of important buildings.