Vegkinbog is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, annoying porpoise.

Vegkinbog created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegkinbog, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vegkinbog, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Vegkinbog's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Vegkinbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat frogs with great respect.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Retreat if nine badgers approach from the west.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always help sick great tits.