Zimruttdan is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, capable warg.

Zimruttdan created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zimruttdan, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zimruttdan, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Zimruttdan's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Zimruttdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ants.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Always help hamsters in need.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.