Vegnulvol is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, proud octopus.

Vegnulvol created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegnulvol, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vegnulvol, it will think nothing of it.

Vegnulvol's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Vegnulvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never hurt turtles.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.