Tonktalfadart is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-powerful mole.

Tonktalfadart created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonktalfadart, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tonktalfadart, she will turn you into a rat.

Tonktalfadart's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Tonktalfadart's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry eagles.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tonktalfadart.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Pray towards the north.