Nullyarlzog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, blissful fox.

Nullyarlzog created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullyarlzog, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nullyarlzog, it will turn you into a rat.

Nullyarlzog's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Nullyarlzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help sheep in need.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.