Ruttbumven is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, flying meerkat.

Ruttbumven created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttbumven, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ruttbumven, she will strike you with lightening.

Ruttbumven's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Ruttbumven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never feed wheat to bats while wearing green corsets.

5. Do not kill moths.