Haswipfad is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, clever goose.

Haswipfad created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Haswipfad, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Haswipfad, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Haswipfad's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Haswipfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

3. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Feed all hungry voles.