Rullpakced is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered squirrel.

Rullpakced created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullpakced, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rullpakced, he will come to you in dreams.

Rullpakced's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Rullpakced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always help gulls in need.

4. Rullpakced must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not chop down trees.