Rigfabdib is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, two-faced walrus.

Rigfabdib created the planet Mars two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigfabdib, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rigfabdib, she will turn you into a snail.

Rigfabdib's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Rigfabdib's Holy Commandments

1. Rigfabdib loves whales, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Put Rigfabdib first in all things.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about amino acids.