Zengabxen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, able crane.

Zengabxen created the planet Saturn two billion years ago.

If you believe in Zengabxen, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zengabxen, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Zengabxen's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Zengabxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear pink scarves.

2. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Goats are not to be trusted.