Bessfebfit is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, boastful sheep.

Bessfebfit created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Bessfebfit, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bessfebfit, she will turn you into a rat.

Bessfebfit's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bessfebfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not eat beans.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.