Pagfumhas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish parrot.

Pagfumhas created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagfumhas, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Pagfumhas, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Pagfumhas' most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Pagfumhas' Holy Commandments

1. Put Pagfumhas first in all things.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pagfumhas.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.