Ingbessrut is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, contented hyena.
Ingbessrut created Mount Everest twelve years ago.
If you believe in Ingbessrut, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in Ingbessrut, it will turn you into a rat.
Ingbessrut's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.
Ingbessrut's Holy Commandments
1. Never think ill of sick squirrels.
2. Never go into cyan rooms.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Hide from pink shrews for they are unholy.
5. Never eat green fruit.