Cussbognur is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, generous cow.

Cussbognur created light four years ago.

If you believe in Cussbognur, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cussbognur, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cussbognur's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Cussbognur's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Cussbognur loves hamsters, so they must be respected.