Ditfigbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, grumpy crane.

Ditfigbiss created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditfigbiss, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ditfigbiss, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ditfigbiss' most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Ditfigbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Ditfigbiss.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Hide if seven badgers approach from the north.

5. Never sit in holy places.
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